(waiting for her turn at the vending machine was a fruitless endeavour — all she wanted was a pack of fucking pretzels she could take up to her room and drown back with another beer, but finding the guy after five minutes with the thing actually totalled and smoking gently in the background?
reaches into the broken glass to careful extract a bag...)
Are you just slow, or did the thing insult your mamá?
(meandering his way, stopping about two feet from the table. wonders never cease, the guy only has one arm, is staring at a water bottle like the cap'll shoot off by its own damn self, and there even aren't cameras to capture the skit-worthy moment.)
4b
reaches into the broken glass to careful extract a bag...)
Are you just slow, or did the thing insult your mamá?
(meandering his way, stopping about two feet from the table. wonders never cease, the guy only has one arm, is staring at a water bottle like the cap'll shoot off by its own damn self, and there even aren't cameras to capture the skit-worthy moment.)
Deeefinitely slow...