[Taking the high and scenic route would have been a much better plan, in retrospect. Dave regrets taking a hike into the depths of the planet's landscape, because he's remembering why he hates nature.
Running into someone is, obviously, not something he accounted for. It just seemed too fitting for him to die, alone, ripped to shreds by cute, little squirrels.
When Apollo is knocked back, Dave all but bounces off him. He doesn't have the reflexes at present to catch himself, so he's falling ass first into the coiling flowers.]
My bad. Didn't see you there, smelling the roses. [They don't look like roses but whatever. Dave is fully aware that explaining what he's running from will be difficult. He's standing and brushing himself off, which takes considerably more effort than usual when plants are sniffing his pants.]
Turns out there's some questionable-ass fauna on this godforsaken planet. Like furry Venus Flytraps. [He mimics the snapping with his hands, because that will bring clarity to the situation.]
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Running into someone is, obviously, not something he accounted for. It just seemed too fitting for him to die, alone, ripped to shreds by cute, little squirrels.
When Apollo is knocked back, Dave all but bounces off him. He doesn't have the reflexes at present to catch himself, so he's falling ass first into the coiling flowers.]
My bad. Didn't see you there, smelling the roses. [They don't look like roses but whatever. Dave is fully aware that explaining what he's running from will be difficult. He's standing and brushing himself off, which takes considerably more effort than usual when plants are sniffing his pants.]
Turns out there's some questionable-ass fauna on this godforsaken planet. Like furry Venus Flytraps. [He mimics the snapping with his hands, because that will bring clarity to the situation.]