A) SCENARIO #2 [Okay, so this was kind of a bust. Eating one of the fruits was bad enough (god, no way did he wanna go through this wild-ass trip again), but nearly having one of his legs torn off by a disgustingly "cute" critter was almost embarrassing!
On the other hand- everything was out to kill him, so why not return the favor?
Hence, there'll be a lot of cackling and wildlife strewn about as he slashes his way through. Oh, and if someone's right in his path?]
Move it, move it! Get the fuck outta the way unless you have a death wish!!
B) NETWORK [id: zahc] [Aw, nutfucks. Was this a mandatory thing? He can't really tell, much less make sense of those jumble of words, since he couldn't read. "Easy-to-read" instructions his ass, what a load of bullshit!!
After quite a while of playing whack press-a-button, he's managed to stumble upon the text function.
Well. He can't read, but if he sounds out the words in his head, it'd get his point across, right?]
hay hoe thfda fac dohz tdheez theeeeen werc
[NAILED IT.]
C) Wildcard [Feel free to make up your own scenario, or PM this account if you want something specific!]
Isaac "Zack" Foster | Angels of Death
[Okay, so this was kind of a bust. Eating one of the fruits was bad enough (god, no way did he wanna go through this wild-ass trip again), but nearly having one of his legs torn off by a disgustingly "cute" critter was almost embarrassing!
On the other hand- everything was out to kill him, so why not return the favor?
Hence, there'll be a lot of cackling and wildlife strewn about as he slashes his way through. Oh, and if someone's right in his path?]
Move it, move it! Get the fuck outta the way unless you have a death wish!!
B) NETWORK [id: zahc]
[Aw, nutfucks. Was this a mandatory thing? He can't really tell, much less make sense of those jumble of words, since he couldn't read. "Easy-to-read" instructions his ass, what a load of bullshit!!
After quite a while of playing
whackpress-a-button, he's managed to stumble upon the text function.Well. He can't read, but if he sounds out the words in his head, it'd get his point across, right?]
hay hoe thfda fac dohz tdheez theeeeen werc
[NAILED IT.]
C) Wildcard
[Feel free to make up your own scenario, or PM this account if you want something specific!]