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Mary Kujou ([personal profile] dollfie) wrote in [community profile] thespacebar 2017-01-26 12:47 am (UTC)

Pino | Ergo Proxy

[Scenario 002]

[While she might not look it, and while the childish personality might not give it away, Pino's pretty handy to have on this little mission. Namely in that nothing can actually effect her, so she can blissfully peace off into the unknown to forage and explore without worry of falling prey to something. Despite appearances, Pino's actually extremely heavy-- far too heavy for most predators to pick up and carry off or something, and in general they seem to ignore her anyway.

(It's the whole "actually a robot" thing; maybe they can smell it and realize she's not flesh and blood but unappetizing wire and idk, oil? Probably?)

Appearances can truly be deceiving, but that's about where it all ends because Pino is still a child. More or less.

Which is why she has a steaming pot held in her bare hands, filled to the brim with the most unappetizing stew known to man or alien. There's lumps of unidentifiable vegetation floating around, but Pino is beaming proudly as she presents it to anyone around camp who doesn't get away fast enough
]

Here! It's full of nutrients for humans! Pino can't eat, so Pino will make sure everyone else is eating instead!

[She beams proudly of her horrible creation and looks expectant. On the bright side, you won't die eating it, but that doesn't mean it'll be pleasant... Seriously though, who let her near the cooking station?]

[Scnerio 003]

Aaaaahhhhhhhh.

[it's...a scream? Sort of? It's completely monotone, but quite loud, like someone who knows what a scream is, knows the situations it should be used in, but has no foundation for actually using it. There's no emotion behind the yell, but Pino runs through the halls anyhow, yelling and ducking to avoid the weirdo space creature chasing after her. She's small and nimble enough to avoid its reaching claws, and eventually she gets enough distance that she can sharply turn a corner and go sliding through some vent before the creature can grab her again.

Her monotone yell echoes through the vents before it dissolves into a giggle and she bursts through another vent entrance-- though this one was centered up higher, so she goes toppling to the ground below. Hopefully not on anyone, because she's actually extremely heavy and likely will cause bruises at the least if she hits or lands on someone.
]

Oof... [Completely unphased by her fall, Pino sits up and beams at whoever's around] Hello! [Was something chasing her? Eh, it's fine. All in the past now.]

[WILDCARD]

[Somewhere in the shopping district there's a store selling pricey and pretentious looking art.

Outside said shop is Pino with large pieces of paper, some her size or bigger, spread out on the ground. She has paint and brushes and is cheerfully copying all the paintings in the window in perfect, exact, detail (and all in a matter of seconds). Nevermind she has pain all over herself and never mind the shop owner is getting incredibly pissed off by this, she's having a great time!

Maybe you're just a passer-by and/or maybe you've see the shopkeeper pacing up and down and looking increasingly angry at Pino's fun times. Maybe you've been called in by said shopkeeper to stop this threat to his business.

Either way, Pino proudly holds up her latest piece and grins broadly
] Ta-da!

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