[Why do people want to kill him so often?? Does he have some kind of murder-me pheromone? At least he can see her and she's not calling herself Zero (probably), so...]
You're actually giving me tips? [haha wow] Maybe you're not so bad, after all. Or maybe my standards are just super low?
[He makes it half a step before he sort of full-body cringes, remembering he's not supposed to be a total dick out loud.] I mean, um, you know... thanks.
[........anyway look at these berries. Are they berries? He'll smell them, but his heart isn't in the fruit-sniffing at all.]
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You're actually giving me tips? [haha wow] Maybe you're not so bad, after all. Or maybe my standards are just super low?
[He makes it half a step before he sort of full-body cringes, remembering he's not supposed to be a total dick out loud.] I mean, um, you know... thanks.
[........anyway look at these berries. Are they berries? He'll smell them, but his heart isn't in the fruit-sniffing at all.]