thatgoodnight: (are there veggies in that)
Noctis Lucis Caelum ([personal profile] thatgoodnight) wrote in [community profile] thespacebar 2016-12-29 02:02 am (UTC)

noctis lucis caelum | final fantasy xv

1. a tribbling place to nap

[ There had only been a few of them when Noctis fell asleep on a chair in a lounge somewhere. Much as he enjoys naps, he hadn't intended to fall asleep just then, but he started petting one and then another, and they're just so soft and warm, and the purring is oh-so-relaxing. So truly, he was doomed from the start.

Now, there is no longer a young man sprawled in a chair of dubious comfort with his head at an angle that is sure to make his neck sore. No, now in his place is a veritable mound of fluff balls covering the prince, the chair, the floor around him.

But ah - if you look you can see a foot sticking out there and maybe that's a hand there? Oh dear... Perhaps you ought to dig the poor boy out and make sure he's still breathing under all that fuzz?]




2. and you thought veggies were good for you

[ The group got horribly lost when one of the local creatures decided to try and make a meal out of these strange newcomers to its domain, and you found yourselves wandering . And with communication devices shorted out and no compass, you've been stuck wandering around looking for a way back to the shuttle or at the very least some shelter before the sun sets (the nocturnal creatures here are no less predatory than the diurnal ones - the real difference is that they can see in the dark and most of the group probably can't).

Luckily, you found it! A shallow cave somewhat sheltered by some bushes with a clear stream nearby. And even more luckily, there are a number of plants about with fruits or roots that seem edible, and anything seems like a nice change of pace from the bland rations you all carry with you or have been eating for weeks back on the Eluvio. So someone in the group (maybe you, maybe someone else entirely) suggest the party gather up anything promising and see about cooking it and taste testing it.

But (wisely) not everyone in the group is on board with this idea - least of all Noctis, who sits on a boulder, arms folded, and eyes these strange vegetables with distaste. Any offer of any of the found foodstuffs to him is met with a wrinkled nose and progressively grumpier refusals until at last he petulantly declares in the most adult-like manner:]


Vegetables are gross!

[Stop trying to get him to eat green things! This is totally a legit reason to not want to try the local delicacies. Way more legit than 'what if they're poisonous' because duh vegetables basically are. Or at least they taste like they are...]

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